So there I was sitting in Ryan’s (modestly
self-proclaimed jolly good hostelry - see accompanying picture), minding my own
business, quaffing a pint of ale, when suddenly an air assault began… At least, that’s what it sounded like.
A deafening, sphincter-stimulating roar drowned out all
conversation and other pub-related noises, as a large number of enormous, matte-black
helicopters flew over the place, at roof-top level, with no lights on at all, no
less!
The reactions of my fellow imbibers reflected their own life
experiences (legal and illegal), and mental states, and were rather interesting
to note (cowering, disappearing out the door in a split-second, open-mouthed
curiosity, cursing belligerence, etc.).
For my part, I demonstrated the phlegmatic, stiff-upper-lipped, sang-froid of an Englishman, of course, continuing to sip my pint while the noise grew overwhelmingly loud and then finally began to ebb, the choppers eventually passing overhead to cause havoc in other parts of the French Quarter.
For my part, I demonstrated the phlegmatic, stiff-upper-lipped, sang-froid of an Englishman, of course, continuing to sip my pint while the noise grew overwhelmingly loud and then finally began to ebb, the choppers eventually passing overhead to cause havoc in other parts of the French Quarter.
But it was not until a couple of weeks later that the local
newspaper informed the populace that it had been an unannounced, special operations,
urban warfare training exercise, conducted just after the Boston Marathon
bombings, using unlit Blackhawks and other unnamed, sophisticated
weaponry.
Just another night in The Quarter – laissez les bontemps
rouler y’all…
GRAK
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